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“小二!小二!快起来,该去上学啦”

"Secondary! Secondary! Get up, it's time to go to school"

一阵拍打将沉睡的夏不二惊醒,可他睁眼一看却傻了,面前居然是个白发苍苍的小老头,拄着根拐杖,穿着个满是破洞的小背心,但慈祥的面容却让他又惊又喜。

A slapping awakened Xia Fuji, who was asleep, but he opened his eyes and was foolish. In front of him was a little white-haired old man, holding a cane and wearing a small vest full of holes, but his kind face was Make him surprised and happy.

“爷爷?你没死吗”

"Grandpa? Are you dead?"

夏不二拍了拍自己混沌不堪的脑袋,可小老头又一个大嘴巴抽了过来,跺着拐杖怒骂道:“你个小兔崽子,老子能吃能喝能找大姑娘,死什么死,我看你是睡昏头了吧你,赶紧起来去上学!”

Xia Fuer patted his chaotic head, but the little old man drew another big mouth and scolded with a cane: "You little bunny, Lao Tzu can eat, drink, or find a big girl. I think you are sleepy and dizzy, get up and go to school! "

“什么情况啊,怎么回老家了”

"What's the situation, why are you back home?"

夏不二满脸懵逼的下了床,他居然身在杭城老家的房子里,熟悉的小房间正是他的狗窝,他习惯性的一看手腕,谁知道手表居然没了,等他慌忙跑到镜子前一看,竟然再次傻了眼。

Xia Buer got out of bed with an aggrieved face. He was actually in the house of his old home in Hangcheng. The familiar little room was his kennel. He used to look at his wrist habitually. Who knew that the watch was gone? He hurriedly ran to the mirror and looked dumbfounded again.

“我去!这么嫩,有十八岁没有啊”

"I'm going! It's so tender, not eighteen years old"

夏不二用力捏了捏自己的脸,又疼又嫩绝对如假包换,可他都记不得自己这副模样是多大了,镜中的少年说是十六七也行,说是十也有人信,反正是一副白嫩小鲜肉的模样。

Xia Fuji squeezed his face hard, it was painful and tender, and it was absolutely a fake replacement, but he couldn't remember how old he looked. The young man in the mirror said that it was sixteen or seven, and it was ten. People believe that, it looks like a white tender meat.

“混小子!还不拿书包去上学,老师再叫家长我可不去啊”

"Momboy! I still do n’t take my schoolbag to school, and the teacher tells my parents not to go."

爷爷用拐杖抽了他一下,夏不二下意识穿好了衣服裤子,外面艳阳高照明显是个大夏天,可找了一圈却没看到书包,等他下楼一看,居然已经是下午四点多钟了。

Grandpa pumped him with a cane. Xia Fuji subconsciously put on his clothes and pants. It was a big summer outside, but the sun was shining, but he didn't see the schoolbag. When he went downstairs, it was already four in the afternoon. It's over o'clock.

“晕死!果然是我爷爷,还是老年痴呆,这上哪门子学嘛”

"Stunned! It really is my grandpa or Alzheimer's disease. What kind of course is this?"

夏不二郁闷非常的摸了摸裤兜,一包七块钱的香烟让他摸了出来,他肆无忌惮抽烟的时候肯定是辍学了,不过他还是收起香烟走了出去,找了个邻居大妈问了日子。

Xia Buer felt very depressed and felt his pants pocket. A pack of seven yuan cigarettes made him feel it. He must have dropped out of school when he was unscrupulous, but he put away the cigarettes and went out. He found a neighbor and asked It's been days.

“我擦!十八岁零三个月,病毒爆发都过去啦”

"I wipe! Eighteen years and three months, the virus outbreak has passed."

夏不二惊骇莫名的抓了抓头皮,一股很不真实的感觉,让他分不清究竟是梦境还是现实,可等他下意识的往外走去时,忽然看到一个熟悉的大傻小子,真蹲在地上逗狗玩。

Xia Fuji grabbed his scalp in shock, an unreal feeling that made him unable to tell whether it was a dream or reality, but when he went out subconsciously, he suddenly saw a familiar silly kid, Really squatting on the ground to amuse the dog.

“哈哈豆豆!狗妹呢”

"Haha Doudou! Where's the dog girl"

夏不二跑过去踢了豆豆屁股一脚,在他的脑袋上一顿乱揉,豆豆则抱着小黄狗起身憨笑道:“不知道啊,中午起来就没看见他,你看这狗狗可爱不,我给他起了名字叫大黄!”

Xia Fuer ran over and kicked Doudou ’s ass, rubbing it on his head, Doudou hugged the little yellow dog and sneered, “I do n’t know, I did n’t see him at noon. Look at this. The dog is cute. I named him rhubarb! "

“大黄?还真有点像啊”

"Rhubarb? Really a bit like it"

夏不二笑着摸了摸小黄狗的脑袋,掏出几块钱给豆豆买东西吃之后,他便顺着逼仄的小巷,摸着坑洼又怀念的墙壁,带着一脸笑意缓缓往前走去,路上遇到的邻居们全都熟稔的跟他打着招呼。

Xia Fuer smiled and touched the head of the little yellow dog, took out a few dollars to buy food for Doudou, and he walked down the alley, touching the potholes and memories of the wall, with a smile on his face He slowly walked forward, all the neighbors he met on the road greeted him familiarly.

“二哥!你起来啦,我去换身衣服就跟你走啊”

"Second Brother! You're up, I'll follow you when I change clothes"

狗妹骑着辆小电驴迎面驶来,夏不二愣了一下之后,上前问了几个关于活尸的问题,但狗妹却满脸懵逼的说道:“哥!你昨晚看丧尸片了吧,什么活尸病毒的啊,我先去换衣服了!”

The dog girl came on her face in a small electric donkey. After Xia Fuer took a moment, she stepped forward and asked a few questions about the living corpse, but the dog girl said aggressively, "Brother! You saw the zombies last night. It ’s filmed, what a live corpse virus, I ’m going to change clothes first! ”

“哦!我在小店等你”

"Oh! I'll wait for you at the shop"

夏不二悻悻的往外面走去,等进了巷口的小店之后,店里闲聊的人也没有提及任何危险的事,电视新闻也跟曾经一样,和谐而富有正能量。

Xia Fuer walked outside, and after entering the small shop at the alley, the people in the shop did not mention any dangerous things, and the TV news was as harmonious and full of positive energy as ever.

“唉忘了也好,至少我的努力没白费”

"Forget it, at least my efforts were not wasted"

夏不二点了根烟坐到门口的台阶上,有些苦涩的望着来来往往的车辆,他知道自己不可能是大梦一场,各种枪械和军

Xia Fuji lighted a cigarette and sat on the doorstep. He looked bitterly at the passing vehicles. He knew that he could not be a big dream. Various firearms and army

事知识,不可能凭空跑进脑子里来,还有各种来自本能的战斗反应,这都是烙印在他灵魂之中的东西。

Knowledge of things cannot run into his head out of thin air, and there are various instinctual combat responses, which are all things imprinted in his soul.

“我到底许了什么愿,回到过去吗”

"What wish did I make, going back in time?"

夏不二皱着眉头苦思冥想,回到过去没有活尸固然是好,可曾经的女人和兄弟都把他忘得一干二净了,要说不失落是绝不可能的,那可都是生死之交和灵魂伴侣啊。

Xia Buer frowned and meditated. It was good to go back without a dead body, but the women and brothers of the past had forgotten him completely. It would be impossible to say that it would not be lost, but it would be a matter of life and death. Friendship and soul mate.

“夏不二!你借的钱什么时候还啊”

"Xia Fuji! When will the money you borrow be paid back?"

几个大小伙子很不耐烦的走了过来,可夏不二已经把这些人全给忘了,隐约记得好像借钱给豆豆看病来着,奈何现在囊中羞涩,只能敬上香烟,一顿保证之后才把人给哄走。

Several lads came over impatiently, but Xia Buer had forgotten all these people, and vaguely remembered that he seemed to be lent money to Doudou to see a doctor, but now he is shy in his pockets and can only pay respect to cigarettes. Only then did he coax people away.

“唉一分钱难死英雄汉啊”

"It's hard to die with a penny."

夏不二苦歪歪的叹了口气,他现在一个高中辍学的小流氓,一没文凭二没手艺,国家又不需要他上前线打仗,好像除了重操旧业,干点坑人的买卖之外就没选择了。

Xia Fuer sighed bitterly. He is now a hooligan who dropped out of high school. He has no diploma, no skills, and the country does not need him to fight on the front line. There is no choice.

“尼玛!老子不会成废人了吧”

"Nima! I won't be a wasteful man, right?"

夏不二沮丧万分的捂住了脸,忽然听到一阵车铃声,放下手就看到了一辆自行车,大芋头骑在上面喊道:“二嘎!打你电话怎么不知道接啊,毕业聚会你还去不去了?”

Xia Fuji covered her face in frustration, and suddenly heard a car ring, and saw a bicycle when she put down her hand. The big taro rode on it and shouted, "Erga! Why don't you answer the phone, graduation party? Can't you go? "

“毕业聚会叫我干吗”

"Why did you ask me at the graduation party?"

夏不二莫名其妙的站了起来,大芋头没好气的说道:“你不去让哥哥帮你出钱干吗,你好歹也是咱们班同学啊,而且李雪竹也被请来了,今天穿了身诱死人的短裙,那腿白的,小波挺的,我都恨不得死她身上!”

Xia Fuer stood up somehow, and the big taro said angrily: "Why don't you let your brother help you out? Why are you also our classmate, and Li Xuezhu was also invited, and today I was dressed to seduce someone? Short skirt, that leg is white, Xiaobo is pretty, I can't wait to kill her! "

“你是后悔死吧,李雪竹就是个骗子,胸罩的海绵那么厚”

"You regret it. Li Xuezhu is a liar. The bra sponge is so thick."

夏不二不屑的比划了一下,大芋头则鄙夷道:“弄得好像你摸过一样,你到现在连人家手都没摸过吧,我看你还是省省吧,李雪竹就是个绿茶婊,一窝富二代在追她,看不上你的!”

Xia's disdainful gesture, and the big taro disdain: "It's like you've touched it. You haven't even touched it until now. I think you should save it. Li Xuezhu is a green tea tincture. The second generation of Yiwo is chasing her and despise you! "

“嗯!确实挺婊”

"Yeah, it's pretty stingy."

夏不二无奈的摊了摊手,这时期的李雪竹就是个实打实的绿茶婊。

Xia Fuer had no choice but to spread his hands. During this period, Li Xuezhu was a real green tea tincture.

“走吧!”

"Let's go!"

狗妹也骑着小电驴过来了,一头披肩的乌黑长发,一身低胸的连衣裙,性感的不要不要的,大芋头立马打了个寒颤说道:“这妖孽啊,哥哥迟早得给你掰弯喽!”

The dog girl also came over riding a small electric donkey. She had long black hair with a shawl, a low-cut dress, and was **** and unnecessary. The big taro immediately shuddered and said, "This demon, my brother has to bend for you sooner or later. Hey! "

“上来啊!给你去撑场面”

"Come up! Let me support you"

狗妹笑嘻嘻的招了招手,夏不二只好苦笑着坐了上去,没一会三个人便来到了一座五星级大酒店外。

The dog girl beckoned with a smile, and Xia Buer had to sit up with a grin, and three people came to a five-star hotel shortly after.

夏不二一看又是无数回忆涌上心头,当年他在楼下大战过生化人,楼上激战过李屎榕,最终大胜生化人,却在李屎榕身上败的溃不成军。

Xia Bueryi saw countless memories coming to his heart. He had fought biochemicals downstairs and Li Shirong fiercely upstairs, but finally defeated them, but defeated Li Shirong.

“沈老师!”

"Ms. Shen!"

夏不二的眼珠子猛然一亮,迫不及待的跳下车冲向了大门口,只看一身白裙的沈菁华正站在门前,跟几位女生笑盈盈的说着话,李雪竹也在其中,但他却冲过去一下将沈菁华抱在了怀中。

Xia Buer's eyes suddenly flashed, and he couldn't wait to jump out of the car and rushed to the door. Only looking at Shen Jinghua in a white dress was standing in front of the door and talking to several girls with smiles, Li Xuezhu was also among them. , But he rushed forward and held Shen Jinghua in his arms.

“喂!你怎么了”

"Hey! What's wrong with you"

沈菁华让他给吓了一跳,慌忙推开他往后退了几步,夏不二则笑道:“沈老师!好长时间没看到你了,心里实在想念的很,李雪竹要不要抱抱啊,你今天穿的也挺浪嘛!”

Shen Jinghua startled him, hurriedly pushed him back a few steps, and Xia Buer laughed: "Mr. Shen! I haven't seen you for a long time, I really miss it very much, should Li Xuezhu hold it? Hug, you're wearing pretty waves today! "

“哼你不说话没人当你是死人”

"Hum you don't talk and no one treats you as dead"

李雪竹冷哼一声挽住了沈菁华,拉着她站到了玻璃门后面,大芋头则走过来坏笑道:“二嘎!你现在很牛逼嘛,连班主任的

Li Xuezhu hummed Shen Jinghua, pulled her to the back of the glass door, and the big taro walked over and said with a smirk: "Erga! You are so great now, even the head teacher

便宜都敢占,但你悠着点,可别走上犯罪的道路啊!”

Dare to take advantage of the cheap, but take your time, don't take the road of crime! "

“是啊!心里真想犯罪啊”

"Yeah! I really want to sin"

夏不二靠在大门上点了根香烟,心里盘算着该怎么搞定自己俩媳妇,可一辆黑色的奔驰大却突然冲了过来,很嚣张的顶在了大门口,车门一开,左右各跳出来一个年轻又时尚的大美妞。

Xia Fuer leaned on the door and lit a cigarette, thinking about how to get his daughter-in-law, but a black Mercedes suddenly rushed over, and arrogantly topped the door. When the door opened, the left and right sides each Jump out of a young and stylish big beautiful girl.

“哇噻这两个正点哎,美爆了”

"Wow, these two are on time, they are so beautiful."

大芋头垂涎欲滴的瞪圆了双眼,可夏不二却是傻了眼,车里下来的居然是楚秦跟李榕,两女一副夜场女王的打扮,全身上下都是闪亮亮的,而且楚秦还是没有整容前的样子,不是太熟了都差点没认出来。

The big taro salivated his eyes and rounded his eyes, but Xia Buer was dumbfounded. Chu Qin and Li Rong came out of the car, and the two women were dressed as a night queen. Chu Qin still didn't look like he was before plastic surgery.

“看什么看?没见过美女啊”

"What to see? I haven't seen any beautiful women"

李榕很泼辣的瞪了夏不二一眼,楚秦也是盛气凌人的模样,两女已经完全不认识他了,终于让他体会到陈光大当年的滋味了,想把自己老婆再泡一遍,可不是三言两语就能搞定的事啊。

Li Rong glared at Xia Buyi, Chu Qin was also a domineering look. The two women did not know him at all, and finally let him experience the taste of Chen Guangda. He wanted to make his wife again, but It's not something you can do in a few words.

“小雨!你老公来了没有啊”

"Light rain! Is your husband here?"

李榕走到垃圾箱边点了根香烟,楚秦靠在玻璃墙上也点了根,女流氓似的吹着烟气说道:“应该快到了吧,他今晚喝嗨了肯定得问我要,你老公呢,早就上过床了吧?”

Li Rong went to the bin and lit a cigarette. Chu Qin leaned on the glass wall, and the female hoodlum said, "It should be coming soon. He must be drinking tonight. He must ask me." Yes, where is your husband, have you been in bed already? "

“不上床谈什么恋爱呀,我老公可猛了,一晚上三四回呢”

"Don't go to bed and talk about love, my husband is fierce, three or four times a night?"

李榕得意洋洋地笑着,夏不二顿觉自己头上绿油油的一片,见沈菁华她们都在门口等同学,他便愁眉苦脸的坐到了台阶上,时不时的回头看上两个女流氓一眼,真不知道自己当初怎么看上她俩的。

Li Rong smiled proudly, Xia Buer felt a piece of green on his head, saw Shen Jinghua and they were all waiting for the classmates at the door, and he sat on the steps frowning, looking from time to time to see two female hooligans, I don't know how I liked them at first.

“榕榕!我来啦”

"Rongrong! I'm here"

武阿姨突然从前方屁颠颠的跑了过来~www.mtlnovel.com~夏不二见到他也不奇怪,这时候他还是李屎榕的追求者,但紧跟着过来的人他却惊讶了,疑惑道:“她们几个怎么会认识的,不应该啊!”

Auntie Wu suddenly ran over from the front ~ www.mtlnovel.com ~ Xia Fujie was not surprised to see him. At this time he was a suitor of Li Shirong, but the person who followed him was surprised. Then, wondering, "How did they know each other, it shouldn't be!"

“女儿!你们还没开始啊,咱们今晚也定在这吃饭了”

"Daughter! You haven't started yet, let's have dinner here tonight"

黄百灵扭着丰满的腰肢走了过来,手里还挽着她姐黄百合,黄百合身边则是她女儿谢米兰,一个是李雪竹的大姨妈,一个是李雪竹的表姐,但最后一个女警庄一诺,居然也跟她们走在一起。

Huang Bailing walked over with her plump waist, holding her sister Huang Lili in her hand, Huang Lili was next to her daughter Xie Milano, one was Li Xuezhu's aunt, one was Li Xuezhu's cousin, but the last policewoman Zhuang Yinuo even walked with them.

“姐!你从国外回来啦”

"Sister! You are back from abroad"

李雪竹激动的跑出来跟谢米兰拥抱,庄一诺则面无表情的侧身走过,夏不二这才恍悟,原来只是凑巧一起走过来而已,但他却盯着李雪竹姐妹俩猛瞧,脑海中尽是火车里跟弹药箱上的缠绵悱恻。

Li Xuezhu ran out excitedly and hugged Xie Milan, Zhuang Yinuo walked sideways without expression. Xia Fuji realized this. It turned out that he just happened to come together, but he stared at the sisters Li Xuezhu and stared at him. It's all lingering in the train with the ammunition box.

“一诺!等我们一下”

"Yinuo! Wait for us"

一位大帅哥忽然在前方喊了起来,身边还有位气质上乘的美少妇,夏不二本能觉得这女人眼熟,可定睛一看却惊呆了,居然是自己的舰长媳妇欧舒然。

A big handsome man suddenly shouted in front of him, and there was a beautiful young woman beside him. Xia Fuji instinctively felt that this woman was familiar, but he was stunned when he took a closer look. It was his captain daughter-in-law Ou Shuran.

“怎么全来了,不会要出事吧”

"Why are you here? Nothing will happen."

夏不二砸了烟头本能的站了起来,欧舒然没道理认识庄一诺,她俩根本就不是一个省的人,并且就在这个时候,一个打死他都想不到的女人又来了,他的小龙女龙秋,居然跟白洛诗一起往酒店里出来。

Xia Fuji smashed his cigarette **** instinctively stood up. Ou Shuran didn't know Zhuang Yinuo for any reason. The two of them were not a province at all, and at this time, a woman who had never thought of killing came again. His The little dragon girl Long Qiu actually went out with Bai Luoshi into the hotel.

“芋头!狗妹!当心点,要出事”

"Taro! Dog girl! Watch out, something will happen."

夏不二下意识朝后面喊了一声,一种极度不详的预感浮上了心头,可等两人满脸懵逼的走过来时,他才反应过来,只剩他一个人拥有曾经的记忆了,而且这里究竟是现实还是虚幻,他完全搞不清楚。()

Xia Fuji shouted at his back subconsciously, a kind of extremely unknown premonition came to his mind, but when the two came over aggressively, he reacted, leaving him alone with the memory he once had, and Whether it is real or illusory here, he has no idea at all. ()

       
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