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四月初的杭城市乍暖还寒,却根本挡不住姑娘们的骚动之心,花样百出的齐屁小短裙几乎满大街都是,诱人的黑丝更是必不可少,就好像是在无声的跟骚年们宣布着,大饱眼福的好日子又要来临了。

At the beginning of April, the city of Hangzhou was still warm and cold, but it couldn't stop the turbulence of the girls. The colorful skirts of Qi farts were almost all over the street. The seductive black silk was even more essential, as if it were In the silent years of annoyance, they announced that a good day for feasting is coming.

“屁股再翘起来一点,对!手也抬高一些,好!非常完美……”

"Butt up a little more, yes! Raise your hands up too, okay! Perfect ..."

此时!一位短裙少女正依着路边的小树上,背对着一大片金灿灿的油菜地,在摄影师的指挥下不断摆出各种优美的动作,少女身材曼妙、长相清纯,吸引了不少前来踏青的游客,纷纷拿出手机站在不远处拍照。

at this time! A young girl in a short skirt is leaning on a small tree by the road, with her back facing a large area of ​​golden rapeseed fields, and constantly posing various beautiful movements under the direction of the photographer. Young tourists who came to visit the city took photos with their mobile phones and stood not far away.

“小心!快躲开……”

"Be careful! Avoid it ..."

突然!不知哪位游客大喊了一声,只看一台失控的白色越野车,带着一阵刺耳的摩擦声径直冲向了少女,但少女似乎是被吓傻了,就像个木头般愣在原地不知所措。

suddenly! I do n’t know which tourist shouted, just looking at a runaway white off-road vehicle, and rushed towards the girl with a harsh sound of friction, but the girl seemed to be frightened, like a wood stinging in the place. At a loss.

“咣~”

"Oh ~"

越野车狠狠地撞在了小树上,直接把碗口粗的小树给拦腰撞断,游客们全都发出了巨大的惊呼,这豆蔻年华的少女肯定是要香消玉殒了,而驾车的女司机也彻底的懵了,趴在气囊弹开的方向盘上满脸煞白。

The off-road vehicle slammed into the small tree severely, and directly smashed the small tree with a thick bowl in the waist. The tourists all exclaimed hugely. This young girl in Cardamom must be extinct, and driving The female driver was also completely stunned, her face turned pale on the steering wheel with the airbag popping open.

“快抓住她,别让她跑了……”

"Catch her, don't let her run away ..."

义愤填膺的游客们全都冲了上去,直接将越野车给包围了起来,谁知两道狼狈的身影却忽然从油菜地里爬了出来,正是少女跟她的摄影师,游客们立刻欢呼着跑了过去,女司机也跌跌撞撞的爬了下来。

The insatiable tourists all rushed up and surrounded the off-road vehicle directly. Who knew that the two wolverines suddenly climbed out of the **** field? It was the girl and her photographer. The tourists immediately cheered and ran In the past, the female driver stumbled down.

“你怎么开的车啊……”

"How do you drive ..."

满脸哀怨的摄影师直接瘫坐在地,不过这大男孩顶多十八九岁的年纪,穿着身蓝色的运动装还戴着副黑框眼镜,虽然棱角分明的脸庞还算帅气,可他却梳着个油乎乎的二八分头,老实巴交的模样一看就是个书呆子。

The grieving photographer sat paralyzed, but the boy was eighteen or nineteen years old. He was wearing blue sportswear and black-rimmed glasses. Although the angular face was handsome, but He combed a greasy 28-pointer, and he looked like a nerd honestly.

“对不起、对不起!刚刚有条狗突然冲出来了,你们有没有受伤……”

"Sorry, sorry! A dog just rushed out, did you get hurt ..."

惊魂未定的女司机不住的鞠躬道歉,谁知大男孩却举起了一台已经散架的单反相机,有气无力的说道:“我没什么事,但这相机是我借来的,你只要把相机赔给我就行了,不然我没法跟人家交待!”

The horrified female driver bowed and apologized, who knew that the big boy raised a SLR camera that had fallen apart and said weakly: "I'm fine, but the camera was borrowed by me. You just need to pay the camera I'll do it, otherwise I can't talk to others! "

“哇噻!尼康D800E,加上镜头没有三万多拿不下来……”

"Wow! Nikon D800E, plus the lens cannot be taken down more than 30,000 ..."

马上就有识货的人惊呼了起来,不过女司机显然是个有钱的主,撞树的路虎揽胜能买五十台这种相机,还能再搭几台“保时泰”撞着玩,而女司机果然很干脆的说道:“只要你没事就行了,我给你买个新的,这位姑娘怎么样?”

Immediately, people who knew the goods were exclaimed, but the female driver was obviously a rich owner. The Land Rover Range Rover who hit the tree can buy 50 such cameras, and can also hit a few "Porsche" to play. The female driver really said very simply: "As long as you're fine, I'll buy you a new one, how about this girl?"

“我没事!可我的手机也摔坏了,我妈刚给我买的……”

"I'm fine! But my phone broke too, my mom just bought it for me ..."

少女哭哭啼啼的举起了手机,最新款的iPhone已经裂成了蜘蛛网,不过跟手机比起来,女孩楚楚可怜的模样更令人心疼,而女司机蹲过去就赶紧说道:“把你们的账户告诉我,我转十万块钱给你们,多余的就算你们的医药费了!”

The girl lifted her phone crying, the latest iPhone has cracked into a spider web, but compared with the mobile phone, the girl's pitiful appearance is more distressing, and the female driver squatted over and said quickly: "Tell your account I, I will transfer 100,000 yuan to you, even if you do n’t have to pay for your medical expenses! ”

“谢谢姐姐……”

"Thank you sister ..."

少女也是个老实丫头,差点被人撞死居然还跟人道谢,但一台敞篷宝马却忽然停在了路边,驾车的帅哥竟然指着大男孩讥讽道:“夏不二!你们几个天天碰瓷讹人,就不怕遭雷劈啊?”

The girl is also an honest girl. She was almost killed when she was thanked, but a convertible BMW suddenly stopped at the roadside. The handsome guy who drove the car pointed at the big boy and sarcastically said: "Xia Fuer! How many days are you?" Do n’t you be afraid of thunder when you touch porcelain? ”

“碰瓷?”

"Bumping porcelain?"

女司机猛地从地上站了起来,惊疑不定的打量着少男少女,围观的游客们也是难以置信的瞪大了眼睛,可大男孩却莫名其妙的问道:“琳琳!他谁啊,是不是那个调戏过你的富二代?”

The female driver suddenly got up from the ground, looked at the boys and girls in horror, and the tourists who watched were also unbelievably widened, but the big boy asked inexplicably: "Lin Lin! Who is he? That rich second generation who teased you? "

“就是他,他就是个臭流氓,你们别听他胡说八道……”

"It's him, he's a stinky hooligan, don't listen to him nonsense ..."

少女又气又急的爬了起来,连连跺着双脚眼泪都快出来了,但对方却直接冲着女司机大喊道:“快看看他们的手机跟单反吧,全都是不值钱的山寨货,里面保证连内存卡都没有,这都是他们的惯用伎俩!”

The girl climbed up angrily and eagerly, even tears coming out of her feet, but the other party shouted directly at the female driver: "Look at their mobile phones and SLRs, all are worthless cottages Goods, which guarantees that there is no memory card, which is their usual trick! "

“把相机给我……”

"Give me the camera ..."

漂亮的女司机瞬间就化身成了母暴龙,然而就在她转过身的同时,两人却闪电般的冲进了油菜地,看似柔弱的少女居然跑的比刘翔还快,但被忽悠的游客们也出离了愤怒,纷纷追进田里大喊着抓骗子。

The beautiful female driver instantly turned into a female tyrannosaurus, but as she turned around, the two rushed into the **** field lightningly. The seemingly weak girl ran faster than Liu Xiang, but was The flickering tourists also went out of anger, chasing the fields and shouting to catch the liar.

“二哥!这边……”

"Second Brother! Here ..."

一辆黑色的小电驴忽然杀上了对面的田埂,上面还骑着一个又黑又壮的傻大个,满头的卷发就跟释迦摩尼一般搞笑,不过正在狂奔的两人却二话不说,以超快的速度穿过油菜地后,又齐刷刷的跳上了小电驴。

A small black e-Don suddenly hit the opposite Tianya, and there was a black and strong silly big man riding on it. His curly hair was as funny as that of Shakyamuni, but the two who were running wild did not say anything. He said that after crossing the **** field at a super fast speed, he jumped on the little electric donkey.

“别进村,往树林里跑……”

"Don't enter the village, run into the woods ..."

夏不二急赤白脸的拍着傻大个,傻大个已经全力拧下了电门,破烂不堪的小电驴立马剧烈的颠簸了起来,似乎随时都有散架的可能,但好在他们并不是杀人放火,愤怒的游客们追了一段路便骂骂咧咧的放弃了。

Xia Fuer slaps the silly big man in an anxious face. The silly big man has unscrewed the electric door, and the dilapidated little electric donkey immediately violently bumps up. It seems that there is a possibility of falling apart at any time, but fortunately they do not Instead of killing and setting fire, the angry tourists chased after a while and gave up.

“咣~”

"Oh ~"

小电驴刚冲进树林猛地歪倒在地,车上的三个人直接摔了个四仰八叉,谁知夏不二却气急败坏的跳了起来,狠狠砸了他的眼镜后又破口大骂道:“该死的王二狗,居然敢拆老子的台,老子跟他没完!”

The small electric donkey just rushed into the woods and slumped to the ground. The three people in the car fell straight and slumped. Who knew Xia Buer but jumped up in anger and smashed his glasses and yelled: "Damn! Wang Ergou dare to tear down Lao Tzu ’s desk, Lao Tzu and him are never finished! "

“当然没完……”

"Of course it's not over ..."

少女也提着裙子蹦了起来,十分泼辣的大骂道:“咱们为了这笔买卖,在这破地方吹了足足一星期的冷风,老娘的脸都差点被吹歪了,这笔帐必须要跟他算清楚!”

The girl also jumped up while carrying her skirt, and yelled very hotly: "Let's blow the cold wind for a full week in this broken place for this sale. My mother's face was almost blown. This account must be Be clear with him! "

“呜~二哥!大黄给那女的撞飞了,我要把它找回来……”

"Woo ~ Brother! Rhubarb hit the woman and I'll get it back ..."

傻大个忽然伤心欲绝的哭了出来,还紧紧的攥着一根狗链,但夏不二却不耐烦的说道:“行了!不就条狗嘛,晚上我带你跟狗妹去全羊馆撮一顿,给你点个大羊腿总行了吧!”

The stupid man suddenly burst into tears and was still holding a leash tightly, but Xia Fuji said impatiently: "Okay! It ’s just a dog, I ’ll take you with the dog sister at night Go to the Quanyang Restaurant and have a big leg of lamb leg for you! "

“我不!我就要吃狗肉火锅,你答应过我的……”

"I don't! I'm going to eat dog hot pot, you promised me ..."

傻大个泪眼婆娑的撅着厚嘴唇,委屈的就跟小屁孩一样,夏不二翻了翻白眼也没搭理他,一屁股坐在歪倒的小电驴上后,又顺手给自己点了根香烟,如果这时候还有游客在附近的话,肯定会惊讶的合不拢嘴。

The silly big tear-eyed mother pours her thick lips, and her grievance is just like the little fart child. Xia Fuji rolled her eyes and ignored him. After sitting on the crooked little donkey with one butt, he gave himself a root. Cigarettes, if there are tourists nearby at this time, will definitely be surprised.

这小子哪还有半点老实巴交的模样,完全就是个痞里痞气的小流氓,滴溜乱转的眼珠一看就不是什么好鸟,就连清纯少女都跟着原形毕露,不但岔着两条修长美腿蹲在地上,竟然还把裙子都给卷到了腰部。

This boy still has a little bit of honesty. He is a stubborn little hooligan. His eyes are not good birds at first glance. Even the pure young girl follows the original shape, not only with two long beautiful legs. Squatting on the ground, she even rolled her skirts to her waist.

“二哥!王二狗怎么会跑到乡下来的,他不上班吗……”

"Second Brother! Why did Wang Ergou run to the countryside, wouldn't he go to work ..."

狗妹直接从他嘴里拽过了香烟,十分熟练的开始吞云吐雾,但夏不二却满脸晦气的说道:“他们今天带高三学生出来春游,王二狗身为体育老师当然得跟着来,但我万万没有想到这家伙居然会迟到,真是倒霉催的!”

The dog girl dragged a cigarette directly from his mouth, and began to swallow the cloud very skillfully, but Xia Fuji said with a look of shame: "They are taking a senior high school student out for a spring tour today. Of course, Wang Ergou must be a physical education teacher. Followed, but I never expected that this guy would be late. It was really bad luck! "

“这马上就要高考了,春的哪门子游啊……”

"This is the college entrance examination soon, which one of Chun's tour ..."

狗妹纳闷的皱起了两道柳叶眉,谁知夏不二却起身拉开了裤子拉链,对着一棵小树边尿边说道:“你没看新闻啊,有两个学生因为压力太大跳了楼,学校害怕惨剧再次发生就带他们出来放松一下,还要在悦榕山庄住上一晚!”

The dog girl wrinkled two willow leaf eyebrows. Who knew that Xia Buer stood up and unzipped his pants, and said to the edge of a small tree, "You didn't watch the news. Two students jumped because of too much pressure." After the building, the school was afraid that the tragedy would happen again, so take them out to relax, and stay overnight at Banyan Tree Villa! "

“哼~我看你们学校的老师都是刽子手,你当初要是不被开除,肯定也得被折磨成神经病……”

"Huh ~ I think the teachers in your school are all executioners. If you weren't fired, you would have to be tortured into a neurosis ..."

狗妹骂骂咧咧的站了起来,竟然跟夏不二并肩站在了一块,刚咬住裙摆便爽的一哆嗦,但夏不二又说道:“正好!咱们先去山庄挣笔学生钱,完事之后再去找王二狗的晦气,今天的损失一定得让他吐出来!”

The dog girl scolded and stood up, even standing side by side with Xia Fuer, just biting her skirt, and then she felt refreshed, but Xia Fuer said: "Exactly! Let's go to the mountain village to earn student money and finish the job. Then go to Wang Ergou's obscurity, today's loss must let him spit it out! "

“唉~要不是王二狗坏事,豆豆的手术费今天就能凑齐了……”

"Well, if it weren't for Wang Ergou's bad thing, Doudou's surgery expenses would have been made today ..."

狗妹满是无奈的看向了傻大个,傻大个正捧着一只臭虫嘿嘿傻乐,不过夏不二却什么话都没说,UU看书www.uukanshu.com拍拍他的肩膀便转身扶起了小电驴,而狗妹也放下裙子回头喝斥道:“豆豆!别跪地上,老娘刚给你买的裤子!”

The dog girl looked helplessly at the stupid big man, who was holding a bug, hey silly, but Xia Fuer said nothing, UU read a book www. uukanshu.com patted him on the shoulder and turned to lift the little e-Don, while the dog girl put down her skirt and turned back and yelled: "Peas! Don't kneel, the old lady just bought you pants!"

三个人很快便重新跨上小电驴驶上了公路,身材高挑的狗妹坐在豆豆的怀里,倒骑驴的夏不二则靠在豆豆的背上,嘴里咬着根狗尾巴草仰望着蓝天白云,而嘎吱乱响的小电驴就跟他们三个怪胎一样,不堪重负却始终屹立不倒。

The three quickly re-embarked on the small electric donkey and drove onto the highway. The tall dog girl sat in Dou's arms, and Xia Fuji riding the donkey leaned on Dou's back, biting a dog in his mouth. The tail grass looked up at the blue sky and white clouds, and the crunching little electric donkey was just like their three freaks. They were overwhelmed but still stood upright.

“嗯?”

"Ok?"

忽然!夏不二惊疑不定的看向了路边的草丛,居然有个满脸是血的女人蹲在里面,正呼哧呼哧的啃着什么,等他再定睛一看之后,却发现对方手里捧着的竟然是个死人头,整张脸都快给女人啃没了。

suddenly! Xia Buer looked at the grass on the side of the road in suspicion. There was a woman with blood on her face squatting inside, snoring and whispering something. After he took another look, he found that the other was holding Turned out to be a dead man, and the whole face was almost gone.

“唔~”

"Oh ~"

夏不二立刻触电般的捂住了嘴巴,整个脊背瞬间变的一片冰凉,他立刻发疯似的狂拍身后的豆豆,谁知狗妹却突然大声叫道:“不得了啦!前面有飞机掉下来啦,快看啊!”

Xia Fuji immediately covered his mouth with an electric shock, and the entire back became cold instantly. He immediately madly shot Doudou behind him, who knew the dog girl suddenly shouted, "It's incredible! There is an airplane in front of me! Come on, look! "

夏不二几乎是本能的朝后看去,果然看到了一股冲天而起的浓烟,以及一架折断在山腰间的巨大客机,谁知等他再惊恐的回过头去时,蹲在草丛里的女人居然消失不见了,只有几根染着鲜血的枯草正随风飘荡。

Xia Fuji almost looked backwards instinctively, and she really saw a thick smoke rising from the sky, and a huge passenger plane that broke off the mountainside. Who knew that when he turned back in horror, he squatted in the grass The woman inside disappeared and disappeared, only a few withered blood was floating in the wind.

(这是我的第五部作品了,末日三部曲完结之后我感慨万千,我说过不再写末日,却又不想让这个系列泯灭在历史长河中,所以就有了这本《绝命毒尸》,它承接《末日刁民》的世界,却不是传统的末日文,大家看下去就会明白了!正版读者可以加我个人微信讨论剧情:ft232578645,也可以关注微信公众号“十阶浮屠”领取末城全本未删节版等等!)

(This is my fifth work. After the end of the doomsday trilogy, I am so filled with emotion. I said that I no longer write the doomsday, but I do n’t want this series to end in the long history, so I have this Life Poisonous Corps ", which inherits the world of" Doom of the Doomsday ", but it is not traditional Doomsday, everyone will understand it after reading it! Genuine readers can add my personal WeChat to discuss the plot: ft232578645, or you can follow WeChat public account" ten "Floating Tu" to receive the entire uncut version of the end city and so on!)

       
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